Hang Loose, Mother Goose.

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

walkthemoonswag:

@wtmkevin: Get outta my head man! #loop vine.co/v/b0LMu7O90UW

the reason for vine is this post

scribblescourge:

My mother just came with the groceries and I opened the door and without thinking asked “swiggity swag what’s in the bag” and she replied “bip boop bop bread and flip-flops

timeywimeymindpalace:

seeaann:

seeaann:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

karla-world:

THIS IS WHY SHES MY BABY UGH

Sheldon Cooper is Tumblr.

yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour